God's violent when He grows livid:
Disasters are called “acts of God."
The Bible’s details are so vivid
Because they’re meant to leave us awed.
Who hasn’t noticed that proctology
Is prominent in His theology?
You give Him just the slightest gas
And He gets so far up your ass
That you can’t help begin blaspheming:
Like showing His son who was Boss
By slaughtering him on a cross.
Who’d ever think that was redeeming?
And at The Hague He would be tried tried
For causing Sodom’s genocide.