Americans take porn too seriously
So they debate it all the time.
Opinions vary so deliriously:
While Christians say it’s awful slime;
The others say that that’s a libel
Considering it’s in the Bible.
Did you forget the daughters Lot
Who got him drunk and fucked the sot?
He’d offered up these self-same daughters
To keep the mob out of his house.
Why not his headstrong, salty spouse
To deal with men he thought were rotters?
The Bible is a moral guide
So why should pornos be decried?