Wednesday, April 27, 2011

“Lindsay Lohan Gets 'Tonight Show' Ovation, Talks Jail Sentence”

“I find my sentence really shocking.
So much so it has left me numb.
My lawyers though are fast, smooth-talking,
So I’ve no fear.  It’s so ho-hum.
I picked a necklace up.  Forgot it.
Walked out the store before I bought it.
Possession is nine tenths of law.
So why this wanton brouhaha?
While sitting here I say forthrightly:
The law can blow it out its ear.
Or, better, stick it up its rear.
The only thing that worries slightly
But only slightly: I’ll be seen
As one who rivals Charlie Sheen.”

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