“I find my sentence really shocking.
So much so it has left me numb.
My lawyers though are fast, smooth-talking,
So I’ve no fear. It’s so ho-hum.
I picked a necklace up. Forgot it.
Walked out the store before I bought it.
Possession is nine tenths of law.
So why this wanton brouhaha?
While sitting here I say forthrightly:
The law can blow it out its ear.
Or, better, stick it up its rear.
The only thing that worries slightly
But only slightly: I’ll be seen
As one who rivals Charlie Sheen.”
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