"Hey, gentlemen, and couples, women,
My name is Barbie. I’m on call.
So get in touch. My passion’s sinnin’.
I’d love to drive you up the wall.
Whatever gets you stimulated,
I’m here to leave you satiated.
My body is a perfect ten.
So call me if you have a yen
For conversation, 'acrobatics.'
These pictures are the real me.
So giddy-up. RSVP.
And after we’ve discussed 'mathematics,'
I guarantee a night’s delight.
Be quick! I’m off on my Fulbright."