So dumps her comments far and wide.
It doesn’t matter I confuse her
For Arianna is her guide.
She gave her liberty to slaver
The drivel of reform’s palaver
In comments off the top her head
From articles through which she’d sped.
She’d love to be a moderator
Deciding what she think’s perverse
Like rst’s satiric verse.
A liberal pontificator,
She blows me off with LOL.
(In truth, she’d lock me in a cell.)