What will we do without Ms. Oprah?
Her ample lap has been our rest
Where we exposed all of our hope raw
Because she was our Mother EST.
Better put… America’s mammy
Could always cure a double whammy
Because she knew just what to do
To succor the red, white, and blue.
Why didn’t she promote Obama
And claim he brought a ray of hope
Would lift us off our downhill slope?
That he would cure the national trauma.
Would help us dodge what Bush conspired…Perhaps it is time she retired.