I’m not sure why so much confusion
Should have resulted from a rape
By banker Kahn. A mere intrusion.
So why get so bent out of shape?
The press announced him as a banker
So right away he was a wanker.
It’s not because the I.M.F.
Has always been profoundly deaf
To charges that they’ve been assaulting
Whole countries. So what’s one housemaid?
Now if she’d been investment grade,
He’d have thought twice before defaulting.
The I.M.F. is moving on:
No shortfalls for a Genghis Khan.