“Now that we’ve finally killed bin Laden
I’d like to step back and assess
How we’ll proceed with our crusadin’.
It’s time you sheiks cleaned up your mess.
It’s time you crushed these beggared hellions
Who have beset you with rebellions.
But as you beat them with a stick
You have to use the carrot trick:
Invite the masses to a rally
Explain to them that there’s no gain
Unless they share their country’s pain.
That there’s no time to shilly-shally.
It’s how we make home folks fall guys
And make them think they gained the prize.”