Said Donald Trump to Humpty Dumpty:
“But tell me what I should have done.”
“I hate to say, Sir. He out trumped ye.
Forgive me. I so loves a pun.
You should have moved heaven and earth, Sir,
To prove you were no kind of ‘birther.’
A man who wants to wear his crown
Is serious. You played the clown.
For that you’ll never be forgiven.
But worry, Sir. He let you fall!
And claimed you’re simply ‘off the wall.’
Which means that you are cracked and riven.
But rest assured all the kings men
Will reassemble you again.”