Thursday, March 3, 2011


“But, dude, you know they’re way too skinny.”
“Then why keep calling them ‘fat cats’?”
“I’d never eat a cat, you ninny.”
“Before you give yourself congrats
Just stop a moment and consider
Where they’ll end up.”
                                     “You mean my shitter?”
“Exactly, dude. And when we’re done
That’s when we’ll really have some fun.”
“You mean there’s more?”
                                            “The politicians
Who prop up rich folks’ status quos
And lead us poor folk by the nose.
And do it ’gainst our prohibitions.”
“But isn’t that some kina crime?”         
“Exactly, dude.”… 
                                 “When’s dinnertime?”

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