At least we know Jews aren’t hysterical
Since Yahweh had his Heaven’s queen,
As others did in times barbarical
Right down to actor Charlie Sheen.
Who’d ever even think creation
Could rise from out God’s masturbation
And bill it as a holy creed
Must be as loopy as Ralph Reed
And others like him who, discoursing
On Christian networks and Fox News,
Have built a history they can use
That helps get votes by reinforcing
That mankind is not far removed
What ancient man would have reproved.