PHYLLIS JANET GAGGER

1

“My name is Phyllis Janet Gagger,

A woman of the middle class.

I’m mocked with names like ‘bitch’ and ‘bagger’

But I’m not one to let things pass

When nominating politicians

And making sure that their positions

Are as conservative as mine

Not floating somewhere on cloud nine.

Do they believe that blacks and workers

Would swallow down the budget whole,

By giving each a mink fur stole?

And union bosses, those berserkers…

Why Mr. Walker’s surely wise:

It’s not a time for compromise.

2

“Do they believe in God’s creation?

The Constitution says it’s so:

That He created our great nation;

The rest go to Guantanamo.

He welcomes all, as His churchgoers.

Mosques He consigns to His flamethrowers.

Do they believe God calls the shots?

Calls us to torture tiny tots

Of Afghans or the Pakistanis?

Do they believe that Jesus Rex

Would honor who have oral sex

Or take it up their filthy fannies?

All this they have to answer for

To gain Tea Partiers’ rapport.”