If God elected politicians,
He would discover all their sins.
Imposing on them inquisitions,
By questions like: “Have you foreskins?”
You really think he’d let a winner
Be unrepentant as a sinner?
So let us ask to see their dicks
And learn how they’ll turn out as pricks?
If they refuse before the nation
To pull it out and show it us
And make their privacy a fuss,
Why then ’twill serve as revelation:
Who has no foreskin on his lance,
We'll know can't take a Christian stance.
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