THE VICTIM SPEAKS

"I say that NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON
That we found no nukes in Iraq;
For surely it just stands to reason-
Iran got scared and took them back.
I stand by Bush and Cheney's dictum-
America's the premiere victim;
And if we don't start standing tall
We'll once again have dropped the ball.
It's our good-natured generosity
Makes us seem suckers to the world;
So globally the flags unfurled.
It's why we fight with such ferocity,
As we once did against the gooks;
And would have won if we'd used nukes."