SELF-HELP MANIA

The FEEL GOOD industry has flourished
By crowding out the noisome weeds
That make your mind seem undernourished,
As Dr. Pangloss did Candide's.
It helps release you from your cowering
(And your incessant daytime showering);
Will help erase the awful doubts
About molesting those Boy Scouts.
It fills you with a grandiosity
That if you have the derring-do,
Then nothing in the world's taboo.
With anti-social animosity,
By God you'll never be maligned;
And all you need's an open mind.