When Laura Bush was on the potty,
She got the urge to masturbate.
But feeling this might be too naughty,
She wiped her ass and hauled her freight
To see George in the Oval Office.
And, catching him alone, said, “Boff us.
It’s fine for you to play at war
But all you do at night is snore.
Just once I’d like to feel your boner
Shoved up my pussy or my ass.
You used to drill for natural gas.”
Distracted, George said, “Get a loaner.
Or, better yet, try Cheney on
And maybe he won’t do Iran.”
- ► 2011 (199)
- DINNER IN THE WHITE HOUSE
- REFLECTIONS ON THE CONSTITUTION (I)
- STORIES FROM DANTE
- WHAT, ME WORRY?
- WHAT TO DO WITH DAVOS MAN
- FALL GUYS
- THE NEW AMERICAN CREDO
- NO TRUCE
- WHOSE TREASON?
- FOR MIKE LLOYD
- THE MORALITY OF PROSTITUTION
- THE CULTURE WARS I
- ACCOUNTABILITY ?
- FOR BRAD
- NOW THAT WOULD BE NEWS
- PRIVATIZING EDUCATION
- ON THE EVE OF THE OHIO AND TEXAS PRIMARIES
- ▼ March (19)