I hardly think Joe Biden’s crying
Is reason to get all choked-up-
Though he distracted me from trying
To guess the size of Palin’s cup.
No. Biden is so disagreeable
Because he made me quite unfreeable-
I have to go the whole nine yards
And pay off all my credit cards.
I’ll bet the banks will give him credit!
They have to if they’d see him win;
He’s life to them, their kith and kin.
The Bidens of the world don’t get it.
But neither do my closest friends
Who just like me are at loose ends.
- ► 2011 (199)
- THE PRINCIPAL EDUCRAT
- IT'S KILLER TIME
- PALIN INTERVIEW WITH POEMS ON AFFAIRS OF STATE
- LIBERAL HYPOCRISY
- A PRAYER WARRIOR FOR PALIN
- A NEW LEFT (FOR NOAM CHOMSKY)
- THE EXCESS TESTOSTERONE EFFECT
- YOU CALL THIS AN ELECTION!!!!
- A SOLUTION TO THE ECONOMIC CRISIS
- DIE HARDS
- THE BRADLEY EFFECT
- POLITICAL POWER GROWS OUT OF THE BARREL OF A GUN
- WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF DICK CHENEY
- FOR A LEFT TURN
- THE CRYING SHTICK
- THE CULTURAL STUDIES OF DONNA HARAWAY
- DYSTOPIAN THOUGHTS
- AVON CALLING
- ▼ October (19)