THE INFLUENTIALS

I’ll never be an “influential”
Say… like the ones who blog HuffPost.
Though what I write is consequential,
The liberals won’t let me roast
The likes of President Obama
Who subtly replies, “Yo mama”
To questions would embarrass him
And fixing if he’ll sink or swim.
For instance, I’ve called him on torture
And HuffPost censors out my blog
So hindering the “dialogue”
Their editors might think a scorcher,
As Bush and Cheney used to do.
As Caesar said, “Brutus, et tu?”