THE OATHS OF THE TENNIS COURTS

For liberals the trauma’s over
For now another Man from Hope
Will roll them over in the clover
(Then sucker them with rope-a-dope).
They live in worlds where oratoricals
Are mixed up as my metaphoricals-
They want to have a decent world
Where only our flag is unfurled.
And so we get their sermonizing
As brought to you by HuffPost blogs
Or any of their analogs.
And I’ll admit it’s tranquilizing.
But liberals are decent sorts
Not rebels on their tennis courts.