ERUPTION

From Iceland’s rock, a call of nature
Erupted dumping clouds of ash
On Europe so their legislature
Has proffered pots and pots of cash
To who drops megatons of Drano
Into the mouth of this volcano
And helps dissolve this archetype
Of Mother Nature’s sewer pipe.
Alas, this puny interaction
Has failed to get them free and clear.
But poisoning the atmosphere
Has brought new life and satisfaction
To BIG POLLUTION’S dialogue
About the greatest source of smog.