A HISTORY OF SARAH PALIN’S CAREER (2)

Back home she studied on her Bible
To be McNasty’s running mate.
I’ll take advice from Ester’s tribe. Bull
Will help me to eschew debate.
There is no sense in me competing
With those inside the beltway. Tweeting
Is what I’ll do to blow my horn
To let them know a star is born.
And if the old man is defeated,
I’ll still be there to keep the base
From giving up the polling place.
Then when he’s done I will be treated
As royally as Ester was;
And we can dump the liberal scuzz.