UNCLE NOBLE

" Got me a uncle, name a Noble,
A good ole boy an’ Palin vote,
Who nearly like to went Chernobyl
When someone said, to get his goat,
'Noble, she’s just a politician.
You watch. They’ll make her deposition
To all the money she done took
And then she’s just another crook.'
Now Noble he’s about to scuffle
When he sees that it’s just his friends
Was goosin’ him to go lose ends.
He smiles an’ says,'Pigs diggin’ truffle?'
'You betcha, boy. She’s in the muck
Like all them all...to make the buck.' ”