PERVE

“I pray to you, O Holy Father,
Who represents Our Lord on earth
But Whom I’d rather not now bother
(Although He was of virgin birth)
To bless me with your intercession
And so I would make my confession
To you, O Pontiff. Hear me, please.
Il Papa, I’m on bended knees
And beg you for your consecration.
Allow me, please, to kiss your ring;
And, if you want… your other thing.
Cure Mother Church of aggravation
So we can go on saving souls…
But, Pontiff, O… their buttonholes…”