A HISTORY OF SARAH PALIN’S CAREER (5)

In secret, Palin met with Putin-
A meeting that was de rigueur
Because the Russian like Rasputin
Thought everyone had laid a lure.
“We’re nervous when you say ‘You betcha.’
Is code word somehow for ‘We’ll getcha?’
What happens to the applecart
McNasty die from broken heart?”
Now Palin thought all this confusing.
Did “broken heart” mean what she thought?
He thought she’d gotten second spot
Because John's tired of self-abusing…
When finally their talks recessed,
She’d laid his puzzled head to rest.