(The stars, that is,) are always girls
Or women? What of those who storm her
Vagina? Are they merely churls
Paid pittance for their humble labors
Despite the fact their fleshy sabers
Are needed for the final act
Of all non-lesbian contact?
Imagine all the situations
That wouldn’t work because a man
Was not there in the screenplay’s plan.
A strap on might help conjugations
(But's only tempest in a cup)
Becuse there’s nothing to clean up!