Have argued it’s illicit for
An immigrant who is a smarty
And fought our latest foreign war
To go to college on tuition
That citizens pay for admission.
(A truly useless exercise
When all tuition’s on the rise.)
It’s meant to fluster immigration
Which never ever will be done
For lives in constant 911.
So why encourage aggravation?
When what you want is someone’s vote,
It’s stupid not to float their boat.