Did drugs, danced nude, and fought the war;
Then settled down to be a chippy
And started working as a whore.
I got the men to do my bidding
By helping me, although unwitting,
To rid them of their prudish ids
By drugs then do what Katie bids.
And then computers were invented
And with it business went forlorn,
Since these machines promoted porn.
So gave up whoring and repented.
And now I am a person who
Pied pipes for Newt, my, “Honey, do . . .”
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