PROSTITUTES FOR NEWT

In 66, I was a hippie

Did drugs, danced nude, and fought the war;

Then settled down to be a chippy

And started working as a whore.

I got the men to do my bidding

By helping me, although unwitting,

To rid them of their prudish ids

By drugs then do what Katie bids.

And then computers were invented

And with it business went forlorn,

Since these machines promoted porn.

So gave up whoring and repented.

And now I am a person who

Pied pipes for Newt, my, “Honey, do . . .”

I'M NEWT GINGRICH AND I APPROVED THIS AD