Politically a savvy move,
And would amend the Constitution
(And know our Lord God would approve)
To force who think that our Creation
Derived from some four-eyed crustacean,
Or monkeys swinging in the trees
To beg His mercy on their knees.
And once they’ve made a good confession
They’ll join us in the Ranks of Love
Who glorify the God above;
Then help destroy all whose profession
Is science based, for we’re resolved
To finish off the uninvolved.