For folks who want to use their phone
To satisfy their aspirations
Their lives won’t evanesce, unknown.
You see them with these iPhone features
That makes them out as social creatures:
They tell you when they want a nap,
Or when they have to take a crap.
And then you see it as a posting
On Twitter, Tumblr, or Facebook,
Their very private public nook.
I’d rather this not sound like boasting,
But they, for certain, made me rich
By helping show them scratch an itch.