And stuck it up her dripping twat
So there was nothing else between us.
She even strangled down my, “What?!”
By smothering my mouth with kisses;
And finishing she said, “This bliss is
Bestowed on you in cyberspace
To open an account with Chase.
I said, “You mean it’s advertising?”
She said, “Hey, dude, that’s what we do
To hook a customer like you.
If you should think that is surprising ,
With your account you get an app
Gives access to my tender trap."