Exampled in our culture wars,
And worship at bell, Book, and steeple
When not out buying stuff in stores.
We’d surely ban the prosecution
Of men and women’s prostitution,
If they displayed their wares on floors
In any of the Wal-Mart stores.
It doesn’t really seem to matter,
And hasn’t since we were backwoods,
So long as we can “get them goods.”
In fact, we’d go mad as a hatter
If we should miss out on the salesThat constitute our holy grails.