So that he’ll raise Your values high;
And Christians live with some decorum.
Make him your Godly samurai
Who’ll bring the world Your application
Of what You mean by desolation,
Eliminating all the foes
Who’ve led us Christians by the nose.
Help him perform his vivisections
On foes like Islam in Iran;
Or on death panels’ health care plan.
Then let him turn to disinfection
Of marriage for the likes of gays.
Then Rick can launch the end of days.”