Has promised he would bomb Iran
Regardless of a Senate quorum
And do it just because he can.
He thinks it is his Christian duty
To knock all Islam on its bootie.
He laughed and said, ‘If they have nukes
We’ll treat them as non-Christian pukes.’”
These words from Rick’s press secretary
Were uttered to the God of Love
Who went ballistic. “Get rid of
This man. He is reactionary.
Press angel, call the press and say,
‘Who votes for him, them I’ll puree.’”