But he went out and I slept in
Next morning. And, without my knowledge,
I woke with tits on my bare skin.
A hand reached round and held my penis
A mouth said, “I want this between us.
But keep your eyes shut. Please don’t look.”
Then slipped it in her open book.
“My husband’s gone and Jerry’s playing
With . . .Oh, my God . . . that feels so good!
You’re bigger than my husband’s wood.
How long did Jerry say you’re staying?”
I tried to answer when my mouth
Was shoved into a ditch down south.