Thursday, January 5, 2012


“I am an undecided voter
But bow to pressure from my peers.
A friend said one had body odor,
And said another favored queers.
These traits struck me as so pathetic,
Though I'd been mostly apathetic,
That I decided then and there
To be a man and grow a pair.
And so I made a resolution
That I would check out candidates
To see if we agreed on hates.
For voting is an institution
In which you finally have to know
Which candidates will quid pro quo.”

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