But bacchanalian desire
Made Mattie’s acts the perfect toss up
That really set friends’ tongues afire.
She seemed to seek out opportunities
Where she’d indulge her importunities.
She tried averting some disgrace,
Like sharing cum from Grace’s face,
But sometimes was caught in adventures
That made her subject of discourse,
That wouldn’t quit. She fucked a horse!
And finally the gossips’ censures
Was quickened by these acts of sex
So she divorced the horse for Rex.