Monday, January 9, 2012


I am your friendly debt collector
Who’s here to rid you of your debt;
So think of me as your protector.
Now listen please and don’t forget:
Don’t ever hang up when I’m calling,
Unless you want to take a mauling.
Whoever said, “Live and let live,”
It wasn’t me. I don’t forgive.
Remember we know where you’re living
And all about the wife and kids . . .
Say why not put them out for bids?
If they don’t want to help by giving,
I know a guy who knows a guy
Won’t be as friendly as would I.

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