Was founded on the will of God,
Believes a New Year’s resolution
Can’t be a case of our self-fraud.
The Constitution’s first priority
Was to ensure inferiority
By making persons who were slaves
Unequals till t’were in their graves.
But God’s Book was egalitarian;
And broke with what the ancients thought, *
Although all that’s now gone for naught.
With help from our Tea Party Aryan,
They now assert it as their right
To damn all persons who aren’t white.
* I take this line of reasoning from CREATED EQUAL by Joshua Berman.