A pretty face will make men freak;
In fact it stirs so much commotion,
It turns a jock into a geek.
And when you add to that a body
That’s flowered to full-grown cum laude,
You’ll turn a man, self-willed and wild,
Into a drooling flower child.
What prompts this kind of situation?
Is it because men look for sex
And hope their boners won’t bounce checks
If there’s a chance at congregation?
My answer is, in any case,
It’s all about our saving face.